What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. But when two people in love wave at each other, it means so much more.
Why did the romantic comedy go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little sappy.
Why did the couple go on a date to the gym? They wanted to work on their love handles.
What did the boy flower say to the girl flower? "Hey, bud, let's blossom into something beautiful together."
Why did the couple go on a romantic trip to the bakery? They wanted to make some sweet memories together.
Why did the man bring his girlfriend to the zoo? He wanted to show her that he was a real catch.
What did the woman say to the man who proposed to her on Valentine's Day? "Aww, this is so sweet! I donut know what to say!"
What did the man say when his girlfriend asked him if he loved her more than pizza? "Of course, you're my slice of heaven!"
Why did the couple go to the fancy restaurant on Valentine's Day? They wanted to wine and dine each other.
What did the grape say to the plum? "You're a real peach, but I love you just the way you raisin me."
Why did the couple go on a hike in the mountains? They wanted to climb to new heights in their relationship.
What did the boy flower say to the girl flower when he asked her out? "I'd be absolutely petal-less without you."
Why did the man propose to his girlfriend on the beach? He wanted to show her that his love for her was as endless as the ocean.
What did the man say when his girlfriend asked him if he believed in love at first sight? "No, but I do believe in love at first swipe."
Why did the couple go on a picnic in the park? They wanted to have a romantic rendezvous with cheese.
What did the man say when his girlfriend asked him if she was the most beautiful woman in the world? "No, but you're definitely the one who stole my heart."
Why did the man take his girlfriend to the planetarium? He wanted to show her that their love was written in the stars.
What did the woman say to her boyfriend when he asked her to marry him? "Yes, I will, and I can't wait for the rest of our lives together."
Why did the two lovebirds go to the gym? They wanted to work on their swolemates.
- Why did the man propose to his girlfriend in the middle of a math lesson? He wanted to show her that he was ready to make a real commitment.
