JOKES: 27 Math Jokes. 😂

JOKES: Math Jokes.

 

1. What did the zero say to the the eight? Nice belt! 

2. What do you call a dead parrot? Polygon. 

3. My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

4. -She's a perfect 10, but purely imaginary 

5. 3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions. 

6. Why should you never mention the number 288? Because it's "two" gross. 

7. Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems! 

8. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? They must be plotting something. 

9. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

10. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

11. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock? Time tables.

12. Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher? There was no common denominator.

13. How does a math teacher make a sandwich? With a protractor and a compass.

14. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, but no solutions.

15. Why did the math teacher open a window during a test? To let in some natural log-arithms.

16. What did the math teacher say when he got constipated? "I need to work it out with a pencil and paper."

17. Why did the math book get a detention? Because it had too many improper fractions.

18. Why did the math student bring a ladder to class? To reach the high numbers.

19. What do you call a math teacher who's always cold? A hypotenuse.

20. Why did the math student skip school? Because she lost her calculator and couldn't function without it.

21. What do you call a math teacher who can't draw? A cosine.

22. Why did the math student go to the beach? To study the tide tables.

23. What do you get when you cross a math teacher and a clock? A mathematical minute.

24. What did the math teacher say when she got a promotion? "I'm in my prime."

25. Why did the math teacher quit his job? He just couldn't make the numbers add up.

26. What do you get when you cross a math teacher and a farmer? A multiplication table.

27. Why did the math teacher cross the road? To get to the other sine.