ALL JOKES YOU NEED
Looking for a good laugh? Look no further! I've got a joke that's guaranteed to put a smile on your face and brighten up your day.
Whether you're scrolling through Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram, this joke is perfect for sharing with your friends and followers. So sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy a good chuckle. Let's spread some joy and laughter on social media!
Sure thing! Laughter is the best medicine, and sharing a good joke on social media can be a great way to lift people's spirits and connect with others. Whether you're looking to brighten up someone's day, start a conversation, or just add some humor to your online presence, sharing a joke is an easy and effective way to do it.
The great thing about sharing jokes on social media is that they can reach a wide audience and spread quickly. You never know who might see your post and get a good laugh out of it, and that shared moment of humor can create a sense of connection and community among your followers.
So go ahead and share that joke that made you laugh out loud, or come up with a clever quip of your own. Let's spread some joy and laughter on social media, one joke at a time!
Here we go.....
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
- Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.-Stephen Colbert
- As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.-Buddy Hackett
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
- Obviously medicine companies don't know what fruit taste like.
- I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
- I want you to know that someones cares. Not me, but someone.
- You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
- I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
- Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly? Just stand in the middle of the road for a while.
- You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
- I don't go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
- Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
- -Ellen DeGeneres
- You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.
- One man's trash is another man's treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
- Grandma: "Most people your age are married by now, why aren't you?" Me: "Most people your age are dead by now, why aren't you?"
- The gym is calling my name, but my bed is holding me captive.
- I put Jesus as my background pic & now my phone never dies. Yup, He's my screen-savior.
- Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 327 eye rolls a day.
- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
- If a quiz is quizzical, then what does that make a test?
- If you can't convince them, confuse them.
- Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
